No laila, e ʻōlelo kākou ua loaʻa ʻo ia i ka wahine hoʻokamakama a ua ʻae ʻo ia e hoʻokamakama iā ia no ke kālā. ʻO wai ʻaʻole, akā no ke aha ʻo ia e pale ʻole ai iā ia iho? No ka nui o kāu wehewehe ʻana i ka poʻe i ka pōʻino o ka moe kolohe ʻole me ka hoa pili ʻole, hele hou lākou! ʻO wau iho, loaʻa iaʻu nā condom me aʻu, loaʻa pinepine nā wahine inā makemake lākou i ka moekolohe!
Manaʻo wau ua mamao loa ke kāne mai kahi paionia, hilinaʻi nui ka hoaaloha i ka anus! Manaʻo ia e like me ka nui o ka ʻike a me ka hana maʻamau. Ua hauʻoli paha ʻo ia i kona komo ʻana i kahi anus i hoʻomohala maikaʻi ʻia, ʻaʻole pono ʻo ia e kamaʻilio i kāna hoaaloha i ia mea!
ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hilinaʻi i nā blonde. Makemake ʻo ia e hāʻawi i kona kaikunāne i kahi ʻoki lauoho hou ma waena o kona mau wāwae i mea e mahalo ʻia ai. Hoʻomaopopo wau iā ia - ʻaʻole hiki ke haʻalele i kēlā kino, ʻoiai me ka ikaika o ka makemake. A laila noʻonoʻo mākou no ke aha i hāʻawi ʻole ai kekahi mau moa i ka lā mua. No ka mea, he mau kaikunāne ko lākou e kaulaʻi iā lākou ma mua o ka hana ʻana!
Hoʻohana ke kāne i ke kaikamahine i ke aloha e like me ka wahine hoʻokamakama a laila kau i ka wikiō ma ka pūnaewele. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, he mea maikaʻi loa e hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa iā ia i loko o kāna mau ʻāpana āpau a ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi. Manaʻo wau e makemake koke ʻo ia e hoʻokaʻawale i ka wahine maʻamau a pono ʻo ia e hoʻokuʻu aku i hoʻokahi moa hou i loko ona.
ʻO wai ka mea hiki ke hāʻawi mai iaʻu i ka sperm?