Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole i lōʻihi a haʻihaʻi i kēia kaikuahine sexy i ka moe kolohe, me he mea lā ua wela ʻo ia ma waena o nā wāwae, i ka manawa i hoʻoholo ai ʻo ia e hoʻomaka e hāʻawi i kona kaikunāne me ka hilahila ʻole, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike pehea no kekahi, akā no ka ia'u he hoopaapaa no kona makemake. Ma keʻano laulā he kūlana kiʻekiʻe ka wikiō a noʻonoʻo maikaʻi ʻia, manaʻo wau he nui nā kaikuahine e aʻo mai kēia kaikuahine e ʻoluʻolu i kona kaikaina.
Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!
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